There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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