- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

I saw a poor man named rich

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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