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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

mark is mark

i dont like chris

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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