Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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