Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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