Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What's up brah brah

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Turn around.

pineapples

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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