What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Yes.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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