Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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penis

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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hey bill!

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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