why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Loner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Toaster

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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