- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Billy Cundiff.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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