- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

GINGER PEOPLE

BOOBALANBOO

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

women's rights

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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