- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Guess what.. chicken butt

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

BOOBALANBOO

GINGER PEOPLE

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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