- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

this is not a joke

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

hello

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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