What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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