Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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