- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

An English man walks into a pub.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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