A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Jews

Matt Damon

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Seth stock has a large penis

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Ms. Smoot's class

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Knock knock. Come in.

Kathy Griffin.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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