What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Doorbell salesman.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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