Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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God is real

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Black History Month

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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i dont like attention whores lol

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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