Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Netflix and chill

when debbie meets downer

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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