no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Pickles

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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This is an anti-joke.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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poo

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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