Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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