Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Maturity is a virtue.

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A whale's vagina

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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