- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Asian walks out of the library.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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