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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

whats long and green? weed

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Justin Bieber got laid

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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