Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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