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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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