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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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