Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What's the deal with airline food?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Well educated black man.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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