Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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