- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

An asian without a future.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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