- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Welcome to die!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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