Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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#scabbers

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Women Driving.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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