A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Turn around.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

pineapples

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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