Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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