- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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