- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

You read the Terms of Service.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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