Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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I ponder

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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