What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Michael Brown

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What just hit my face? The floor

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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