What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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terry stockton is straight

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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