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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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