Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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