What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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