- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.