- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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