- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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