Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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whoa there

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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