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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

matty russel are you on here

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

whats a willy? -brock

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Justin Bieber got laid

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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