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Wombat monkey juice.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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We are lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Obama

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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