Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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black guy graduating high school

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Joey mayer's face

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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