Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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1+1 =? Too

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Breast cancer.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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womens rights

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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hi corey

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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