Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

A new restaurant KKKcake

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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