- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

obama's promises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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