If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Pinus Testicles

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

No. Yes.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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