Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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