why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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.....Carrot Top....

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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kiss me?

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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