Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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knock, knock come in

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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