Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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a man is running away

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What's the difference between a duck

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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