Woman's rights.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Pain Olympics.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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