- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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