Guess what.. chicken butt

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

whoa there

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Penis.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...