how do you get a taco? Buy one!

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Seth stock has a large penis

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Ms. Smoot's class

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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